The Moon and the Traffic

The transiting moon changes signs every two and a half days or so. As it travels through the constellations, moods and different characteristics affect us, including the way we drive. Particularly when there’s a full moon.
When the transiting moon goes through Aries, drivers become more impatient, speed more, take chances on the road.
 
Moon in Taurus: slower, more patience on the road, a narrow road could find either driver backing down.
 
Moon in Gemini: causes drivers to make half decisions, as they change lanes and return to their initial positions.
 
Moon in Leo: speeding, more calculated chances as people try to be at their destination before they’ve even left.
 
Moon in Virgo: plodding, following the speed limit, small advantages in traffic.
 
Moon in Libra: big indecisions on the road, confusing signals, wrong lanes, fun.
 
Moon in Scorpio: tendency to think about sex while driving, notice other sex, critical of moronic driving, could be anyone, anything.
 
Moon in Sagittarius: tendency towards taking a trip, longer, farther away and doing it quickly.
 
Moon in Capricorn: more rule following drivers, critical of the speeders and pedestrians.
 
Moon in Aquarius: last minute road changes, little notice, keep your eyes open, the absent minded are out and about.
 
Moon in Pisces: trust your instincts about other drivers, you'll be right.